that one time i did my makeup like my cat and she was so scared of me
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god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this
we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class
my group is doing the very hungry hitler
OH MY GOD
so hitler took poland
but he was still hungry
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yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
jesus i almost choked on my tea
Reblogged from ~Chandis on the Rocks~
the invention of the shovel was ground breaking
but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.
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